ARFism

Basically, my friends are hilarious, awesome, amazing, hot, and EVERYTHING! *dreamy sigh*

glitterpolitic:

Hungry Virgin Profilez ft. Smith Hammy Woodsmith 

SUBTITLES HERE

In this compelling docudrama, self identified porker Smith Woodsmith fulfills all of your preconceived notions about fat people (and all of your wildest dreams).

* Special thanx to Kingsley Cricket for the fancy editing!

  1. kink-kitty reblogged this from glitterpolitic and added:
    could not stop laughing!
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    This is my new favorite thing!
  5. fromtheedgeoftheearth reblogged this from glitterpolitic and added:
    second half of this is SO GREAT
  6. arfism reblogged this from mmmajestic and added:
    Basically, my friends are hilarious, awesome, amazing, hot, and EVERYTHING! *dreamy sigh*
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    smith why are you such a badass seriously you make me jealous that you can eat a whole cupcake without your teeth...
  12. likeabumponabumponalogbaby reblogged this from mmmajestic and added:
    stick around for the moving words on cupcakes at 7:09. “[hungry virgin] pretty much means that i’m never satiated.”
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    i was having kind of a shitty day and then i saw this and just the out-takes alone made me laugh uncontrollably. thank...